You Know Your Parents Are Fanatic Birders When...

10. They steal your York University parking pass to go see the hawks on Campus.

9. There is more food in the house for the yard birds than there is for their own child.

8. They take over my computer to talk to you birders on the net.

7. That their daughter can even MAKE UP a top ten list.

6. Every single coat pocket has bird seed in it.

5. It takes you an extra two hours to get to your destination because they have to make a detour to the 'hot bird spots'.

4. Their idea of a romantic evening is dimming the lights and listening to bird calls.

3. They have a life list for all the birds they have seen on wallpaper.

2. They keep a copy of their life list in the safety deposit box.

1. They wake you up to show you their glow in the dark bird poop Pajamas.